Bambling On and On and On...

31 March, 2009

Month 10

On Sunday you reached the big 1-0. And as you approached the double digit, your development in areas suddenly sped up. For instance, you see the value in crawling and will drop on all 4's to go and chase Ollie around the room (or mamma if Ollie isn't around). You also switched from "da-da-da-ba-ba" to "na-na-ma-ma. mom". It's exciting to see you building a vocabulary and will be even more thrilling once you learn to associate "dadda" and "mamma" to your actual parents.

One of your favorite pass times is to stand at the back door (or window), slam your hand against the window and just babble very loudly "BA. BA-BA. BA. BAAAAAH". Unless you see Ollie, I'm not really sure what you're trying to communicate. When I repeat these words back to you, you turn your head and look at me with a "Why are you speaking nonsense?" look. So I stop and go back to just talking, which helps get you going on another round of window-slapping-babbling.

We finally figured out the whole straw-in-the-bottle method. All of these months we thought that the bottle would come with a straw insert, allowing you to feed yourself. And being that we couldn't find these bottles, we figured that they weren't made anymore (like so many other products from my youth). Yet, that wasn't the case at all. These inserts are sold separately and you have to put them into the glass bottle. #@$$%#%#$@%$#@!!!! Well, once we got on the right track, it took you all of 1 hour to figure out how to hold the bottle and self-feed ... and now I think we've created a monster!! It's difficult to spoon feed you cereal anymore because you want to do everything yourself. You don't have the skills to use a spoon yet, so instead we're exposing you to as many different types of finger foods possible and letting you go crazy. Enjoy!

Your Mimay came out to visit for the week. It was the first time you guys have met each other and that's only because she has taken residence in a very, very cold place called Alaska. I speak of it as if it were fiction because I still can't believe people willingly live in areas where the temperature drops 80 below freezing. When you're older, we'll visit -- in the middle of summer so mamma doesn't freeze! Anyway, she is your other grandma and I guess you found her tolerable? interesting? amusing to have around? It was difficult to tell because you absolutely refused to let her pick you up. She could talk with you. You would walk up to her and touch her, but there was no holding. And if I left you alone with her, that's it -- a river of tears were released. But otherwise, it was a good trip!

Before closing, I am asking you oh so sweetly: please, oh please won't you sleep for stretches longer than 3 hours? Apparently, you have a very difficult time self-soothing and we've been working on that this past week with some success. I just don't want to get my hopes up in case you regress. For the sanity of our entire family, please enjoy night time sleep. It really is wonderful. I'm not kidding you either.

20 March, 2009

Stupid Drivers, Part XXX

This morning I run to the market with baby in tow. The parking lot was pretty empty so I found a spot that was 3 spots away from a car on my left. This gave me plenty of room to open my door (a 2-door) and begin extracting baby from the back. I also thought that with the 3 spots to my left, the next person to come in would take a spot further from my vehicle. Oh was I the fool!

Because I have a 2-door (it's a New Beetle) I usually keep my door open as I climb in back and begin unshackling Claire from her car seat. So here I was, door open, me unbuckling baby and some woman in a monsterous SUV pulls in RIGHT NEXT TO ME!! I thought she was going to tear off my door. Seriously? I mean... seriously? Could you maybe, ummmm, I don't know, pick a spot one more down from me, you know, being that there were 3 SPOTS OPEN. Apparently her small mind didn't comprehend that bit of visual information. As we both left our cars, she had the audacity to give me a dirty look like I was the one who was completely in the wrong.

It's bad enough that the lot of us don't know how to drive our vehicles, but when you enter a pretty empty parking lot, see that there are several spaces open between two cars, that one car has its door open and mamma is wrestling baby out of the car seat, THINK!! It's not time to play monster trucks with your vehicle. Just pick a spot that isn't on top of my little car. Oh how I worked to keep my temper under control b/c it would have been so easy for me to show Claire what a good a$$ kicking consists of, esp. since hers was as wide as her car! Oh, I'm sorry, I mean WIDER than her car.

*grumble grumble grumble*