So You Like to be Startled?

The other night hubby was trying to find a way to placate our little girl. I told him that she likes to be startled. One of her favorite games is having you close your eyes or look away, then quickly look back at her and blow raspberries in the air. It makes her eyes flinch and then she just laughs and laughs. So he gives it a go.

First time receives a giggle.
Second time a hearty laugh.
Third time she's squealing.

Him: "So you like to be startled?"

Fourth time he decides to forgo the raspberries and give a very loud and deep "boo!" instead. The next several seconds were the longest in history as her eyes froze wide opened, her body began to tense, face turning red, then *BAM* -- wails and waterworks on cue.

Me: "I said startled. Not scared sh*teless!"

Minus one for hubby.